Once upon a time...
Stephiroth went looking for "Mother" in the Chocobo Forest...
when suddenly, a noise came from behind! Quickly, Stephiroth drew her ridiculously large Masamune and readied to slay the disturber of her incessant brooding...
Gravely disappointed that she could not display this particular disturber, Stephiroth greets a friendly pirate-fairy who offers her information regarding the last remains of Jenova.
She suggests that Stephiroth travel to Philly-gar to find what she seeks and then vanishes abruptly.
Stephiroth vows to find "Mother" at all costs, and decides to pursue this lead.
Before she reaches Philly-gar, however, Stephiroth makes a quick stop in the Forgotten City to dispatch an annoying little Ancient by the name of Aeris. "You've used transform materia to turn yourself into a cat? That's lame," Stephiroth scoffed "You can't fool me, I'm genetically superior..."
At long last, Stephiroth heads off to Philly-gar.
Slowly and vengefully, she makes her way through Sector 7.
When she gets to the convention hall where "Mother" is supposed to be, Stephiroth is greatly disappointed. She had been tricked by that pirate-fairy to come to FairyCon 2008. This is the last time that this fairy was seen alive, and free of bloodstains...
Just in case that ex-pirate-fairy was telling the truth about "Mother" being here, Stephiroth scopes the perimeter.
Suddenly, the overwhelming cuteness and happiness of the whole place began to consume Stephiroth. It began to fester and twist her mind. Terrified at this despicable turn of events and disappointed by the failure of her search, she fled the premises.
Disgusted by the happy-toxins that were filling the building, Stephiroth went berserk and quickly turned Philly-gar into another "incident" like Nibelheim. It cost Shin-Ra billions to rebuild and repopulate by week's end.
Moral of the story: Fairies shouldn't F&$% with STEPHIROTH!
THE END.... or is it?


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